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Ike is in love with Link (just for fun, his true love is the Girly Prince ♥
Cursed lovers.
When Ike, who'se actually Marth's official lover, tries to go somewhere else if grass is greener, Marth tries to console himself with MetaKnight. (just petting and hugging è_é

If you want a translation please let me know cause I'm tired...
Nothing very important to understand, anyway, and the images are clear, aren't they?

You don't like yaoi? I don't care ^^

Scénar ©Zedem et moi \o/

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English translation:
Zelda is a butcher, one of the Knights of Apocalypse. She can defeat Ganon with a hand in her pocket.

Yet Link still goes saving Zelda, cause he can't help it, it's a 20 years old habit.

But Ike comes with him, which is not that convenient.

Link:: IIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!
Caption: old and necessary artefact to free the princess

Link: Did you destroy the water/air/earth/your mother* temple, thus preventing me from fetching the piece of mirror/sage/piece of triforce/battery* for the vibrator unit of the Goddess?

*strike out useless mentions
Marth: *jealous, mumble mumble*
Metaknight = supporter

Ike: Nevermind, you don't want the princess, you want ME !

Link: DAMN! Some people here are WORKING!

Link: Please, someone, SET ME FREE FROM THIS COMPLETE SUCKER!
Ganondorf will have some good days...

voilà ^^

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